1. Bad At Rap Mix Brings Together the Worst Rappers of All-Time (AUDIO).

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    That quote from Andy Warhol about everybody being famous for 15 minutes probably should have been amended a while ago to something like, "In the future, everybody will be a rapper for 16 bars." That's because every fuckin' body raps. Which means there's a lot of wack rap songs out there because — surprise, surprise – just because everybody raps doesn't mean they do it well. Hell, even people who rap well are fully capable of making shitty music, so imagine when actors, athletes and non-hip-hop musicians take a stab at rap in a bid to cash in. Actually, don't imagine. Just listen to the Bad At Rap mix by Cuzzo D of Cheap Oakley Sunglasses Not the 1s . He's compiled some of the crappiest crap rappin' known to man and woman - everything from Oakley Sunglasses Cheap Vanilla Ice (but not "Ice Ice Baby") to actors like Dan Aykroyd Knockoff Oakleys Knockoff Oakley Sunglasses and Replica Oakleys Tom Hanks to athletes like Darryl Strawberry Cheap Ray Bans . There's also tracks by musicians who should have never crossed over to rap, like Beach Boy Cheap Oakleys Brian Wilson . So take a listen while you read Cuzzo D's accompanying thoughts on each individual track.


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    1. DC Talk – "I Luv Rap Music."

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    2. Outlaw Posse ft. David Faustino – "Brand New Star."

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    6. Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band – "Beach Patrol."

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