1. Word Is Borg.

    Here’s the original abandoned intro for How To Wreck A Nice Beach , written in 2005(6?) and posted by the Oxford American. It’s based on the US Open epic from 1980, when Borg had a stomach bug and McEnroe cussed out a tulip bed.

    It was inspired by a dream I had concerning a talking can of decompressed tennis balls which had stolen Fab Five Freddy’s larynx.

    Since that’s what cans of tennis balls do, apparently.

    Read it here .

    Expanded Borgless paperback edition will be out this fall, accompanied by new mix and ltd edition 7-inch.

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