1. Who Said It, James Joyce or Kool Keith?


    "One is the most innovative writer of the 20th century, the other is James Joyce. Can you distinguish between sentences written by the Irish novelist and the lyrics of surrealist rapper Kool Keith?"

    This quiz - brought to the world by writer Hudson Hongo - is pretty genius . Who knew Joyce and Rhythm X/Octagon/Matthew/Dr. Dooom were so interchangeable? (Hudson Hongo did, fool.) We scored a 7 out of 10 on this. Think you know great literature? Put your knowledge to the test now!

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    • Veenk

      9 out of 10! Woohoo! :)

    • http://bastardswordsman.tumblr.com/ Dart_Adams

      I got 7 out of 10, too. Joyce was a fuckin' freak, B...

    • Rueandfork

      Perfect score.

    • http://hollisterbanister.blogspot.com Holly

      6 out of 10, Pathetic.

    • bboycult

      9 out of 10 ....and the one I missed was " Kissed the Plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump." I thought for sure Sex Styles; nope James Joyce; he like them PAWGS too yo!

    • http://www.thetroyblog.com verge tibbs

      oh damn, 7 outta 10. yeah that yellow smellow rump line got me too, lol.

      this will sound stupid but some blog had a bunch of lines highlighted from Nicki minajs album and i couldn't help but read/hear them in Kool Keith's voice.
      "Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too / Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo!"
      "I see you in here dancing / Your preview is quite romantic."
      "N----s move weight and sell but live in Hoboken,"
      "Superbowl; Grammys / What a hell of a jammie!"
      "If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d--k in your face / (singing) D--k in your face, Put my d--k in your face, yeah."
      "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna."