Sh*t America Tweets: You Suck, Karl Rove.
The biggest loser in this week’s presidential election wasn’t Mitt Romney, apparently, but Karl Rove. The GOP super PAC man’s organizations spent a ton of dough – in excess of $300 million – on conservative candidates with very little return on their investments. Rove’s denial that Obama had won Ohio’s deciding electoral votes on FOX News’ election night broadcast – even as FOX News itself declared Obama the winner – has made him the butt of jokes. And his op ed piece in today’s Wall Street Journal labeled President Obama “lucky” that Hurricane Sandy happened a week before the election, saying the storm, “interrupted Mr. Romney’s momentum and allowed Mr. Obama to look presidential and bipartisan.”
The Twitter, however, was not havin’ it, and has reacted not-so-kindly to Karl. There’s two rap lyrics that come to mind. Number one: In the words of Kool G Rap “You lose, and now you got the ill street blues.” And the next is M.O.P: “Firing squaaaaad!” Enjoy…
Karl Rove on Fox right now: “see, what had happened was…” #youcantpolishaturd
— Ed Schultz (@edshow) November 8, 2012
Karl Rove is officially the Ray-J of the Republican Party… That meltdown was epic.
— JBreezy The Poet (@WatchJ) November 8, 2012
Karl rove on fox with a dry erase board right now. It’s like the day after Christmas
— Povich, Maury (@bootysweaat) November 8, 2012
I bet Karl Rove never imagined a time when he’d be the object of Republican scorn. As the Buddha taught, what is high will become low.
— Ani Sangye (@SangyeH) November 8, 2012
Karl Rove Lost $325 MILLION billionaires. Madoff went to jail for something like that.
— Brandon M (@JealousCloud) November 8, 2012
the rats have begun fleeing karl rove’s body
— brendle what (@brendlewhat) November 8, 2012
Drunk Nate Silver sends abacus to Karl Rove
— David Horton (@popa2unes) November 8, 2012
Thanks Karl Rove for putting 400 million into our economy!
— 3RDLEVELBEATS(@thirdlevelbeats) November 8, 2012
I just….I just want to have access to Karl Rove’s answering machine
— Bitstreet (@bitstreetsites) November 8, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: Karl Rove insists that Tigers can’t be counted out of World Series yet. #KarlRove
— Charles (@atheisthuman) November 8, 2012
Karl Rove claims Obama was lucky with Sandy. Um, people died, dumbass. And what do you know about getting lucky? #Obama #karlroveisanass
— j vogel (@bitchbyvogel) November 8, 2012
My guess is that some #Vegas guys are going to find Karl Rove and break his knees…
— Elect Hillary 2016 (@ElectHillary) November 8, 2012
hey karl rove you can give me $200 million, i can lose an election too you know
— corgi·tummy·rub (@dadtips_) November 8, 2012
Nice to see twats like Karl Rove and the Kochs have wasted hundreds of millions of dollars and got nothing in return.
— Blakemp(@Gwar0022) November 8, 2012
Has Karl Rove signed up for the Witness Protection Program yet? #Foxnews
— guitarman1122 (@guitarman1122) November 8, 2012
The schadenfreude continues on the next page…
