For NYC area fans of the really real, check out Tuesday's Uptown offering, featuring DJ Lord Finesse, Grandmaster Caz, Jazzy Jay, Kool DJ Red Alert, and Chairman Mao spinning rare obscure breaks for the masses. ( Waitaminute . Our own Chairman Mao? Ya cottdamn right.) The weekly jam is your chance to experience some of NYC's most legendary selectahs all the way live. One day your kids are gonna ask how you spent your New York summers and what are you gonna say to those little wide-eyed tykes? "I stayed at home and wanked my knob?" Ok. Well that's on you . Don't say you didn't know. Don't be a herb. Just go, nod your head, and have some stories to tell your likkle yout'. You can wank off on Wednesday.
WHAT: Digger's Delight Park Jam featuring DJ Lord Finesse, Grandmaster Caz, Jazzy Jay, Kool DJ Red Alert, Chairman Mao. Presented by Tools of War
WHERE: St. Nicholas Park, 135th Street at St. Nicholas Ave.
WHEN: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011, 4pm - 9pm
HOW: B/C train to 135th St. station. FREE.