1. Things That Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Snow Boss.

    Winter’s upon us but our part of the map’s barely seen a glimpse of the white stuff. Prolly cuz Snow Boss got that snow on smash/’pon lock/hemmed up like Betsy Ross – word to Rick Ross. The good folks at Jeep probably never thought that their innocent lil’ winter plow’s name could be so easily corrupted to sound like an imagined rap cocaine kingpin. But Snow Boss better consider releasing a mixtape by March or it’s gonna lose all its momentum – no matter how much work its puttin’ in these streets.

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