1. Things That Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names: Big L Lumber.


    If you're a real rap fan, why would you go anywhere else for your wood-working needs than Big L Lumber ? Michigan's leading resource center for wood and home construction materials for nearly 50 years shares the rhyme alias of Harlem USA's late, great lyrical M.V.P., Lamont Coleman. Dig in their crates of lumber for that addition to the crib. Their trained personnel can assist you when it's time to build that new roof (that you'll be fucking on when you ain't got no hotel doe). So if you're messin' with more keys than a janitor - or better yet, are a janitor (or at least a handyman) — put it on at Big L Lumber, y'all.

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