1. Shiznit We Slept On: Ted Danson Colt 45 Malt Liquor TV Commercial (1978).


    Sure, any Cheers fan is used to seeing Sam Malone in a bar—just not downing Colt 45 malt liquor, Billy Dee Williams' favorite elixir to get the honeys in the mood quicker.

    If seeing Ted Danson without the grey hair and hawking booze trips you out (even after seeing him toke a gang of weed as George on HBO's Bored to Death ), then y'all must have forgot about the time he dated Whoopi Goldberg . Now that was shocking. (We kid, we kid.) (Props to yopumef for the upload.)

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