1. Sh*t Bawno Tweets:
    Ted Bawno’s Thoughts During the Final Presidential Debate of 2012.

    For those who don’t know, ego trip founder Mr. Theodore Aloysius Bawno is more than just a gentleman of leisure. (He’s got tiiiiime on his side — cause he’s rich, beeyotch. Word to Mick Jagger. And Irma Thomas.) The storied industrialist is also a prolific Twitterererer, as evidenced by last night’s stream of consciousness broadcast into Cyberville as Gov’nah “Mittens” Romney and President “Get-a-Piece-o’-The-Barack” Obama verbally jousted on foreign policy in the hotbed of all political hotbeds: Boca Raton, Florida. What did Teddy have to say? Plenny, son

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