It's with morbid curiosity that we watch folks who we respect for their talents in other fields ill-advisedly wade in rap's rocky, unsympathetic waters. This bizarre music video of great Italian-American thespian Joe Pesci rapping over a replay of Blondie's "Rapture" is obviously meant as some sort of parody. Or is it? It's not exactly funny. Or even "funny" in the Good Fellas /"what the fuck is so fuckin' funny"-sense. (Naomi Campbell makes an appearance, which is sort of funny.) So who the hell knows. 600,000 other folks may or may not have pondered these same questions before us. We slept, therefore we continue to wonder.