What Will Rick Ross Call MMG Now That The Maybach Brand Is Dead?

With the recent news of auto manufacturer Mercedes-Benz offing its profit-less yet ultra-priced super-luxury Maybach vehicles (the same type of whip Jigga Man and the ‘Yester Blues Brothers-ed out in the “Otis” vid), the time has come for rapper Rick Ross to reconsider the name of his record label, Maybach Music Group. Call us car-azy, but it can’t be a good look to have your company moniker associated with a product that was a fiscal Hindenburg – which is probably why no one at the moment is scrambling to claim the names Tower Records Records or Sega Dreamcast Publishing. So in the spirit of lending a helping hand, we here at egotripland have rolled out some suggestions of timeless, enduring “May”-brands that the Teflon Don may wanna co-opt for MMG now that the Maybach brand has gone belly up.

PEEP THE NEW NAMES RICK ROSS CAN CALL MMG… AFTER THE JUMP:

Mayflower Music Group

Feasting & Beasting Like Every Day is Thanksgiving.

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Maybelline Music Group

Pretty Bawse Swag.

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Mayberry Music Group

You Down with Opie? Yeah, You Know Ross.

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Maytag Music Group

Drug Dealers Get Lonely Too.

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Mayan Music Group

Since 2012. Apocalypto Forgives, We Don’t.

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