1. What Will Rick Ross Call MMG Now That The Maybach Brand Is Dead?

    MaybachNoMore

    With the recent news of auto manufacturer Mercedes-Benz offing its profit-less yet ultra-priced super-luxury Maybach vehicles (the same type of whip Jigga Man and the 'Yester Blues Brothers -ed out in the "Otis" vid ), the time has come for rapper Rick Ross to reconsider the name of his record label, Maybach Music Group. Call us car-azy , but it can't be a good look to have your company moniker associated with a product that was a fiscal Hindenburg - which is probably why no one at the moment is scrambling to claim the names Tower Records Records or Sega Dreamcast Publishing. So in the spirit of lending a helping hand, we here at egotripland have rolled out some suggestions of timeless, enduring "May"-brands that the Teflon Don may wanna co-opt for MMG now that the Maybach brand has gone belly up.


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    "Mayflower Music Group"

    Feasting & Beasting Like Every Day is Thanksgiving.

    "Maybelline Music Group"

    Pretty Bawse Swag.

    "Mayberry Music Group"

    You Down with Opie? Yeah, You Know Ross.

    "Maytag Music Group"

    Drug Dealers Get Lonely Too.

    "Mayan Music Group"

    Since 2012. Apocalypto Forgives, We Don't.

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    • WillDogg

      McDonald's Music Group, now he can yell "Triple Cheese!"

    • bboycult

      Mistah Music Group.. Cause I'll kills'em dead fo I let him get on toppa me and do his bidness -- (c) Foxy BAWSE!