We don't know much trigonometry. All we know is that Professor Don Trim has a name made for rap. It doesn't take a complex variable theory to figure out that the Department of Mathematics faculty member at The University of Manitoba has a moniker that would rival that of Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, had he not dedicated himself to a life of higher learning, but instead to that life. Imagine for a moment the prof who's never had Canada Dry spell releasing CD after CD, with titles like The Third Leg from Winnipeg or The Manitoba Mack Daddy, during a Too $hort-esque career lasting football numbers. What a wonderful world that would be.
(Props to Facebook friend Joel Wanek)