1. People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names:
    Ernie Els.


    He's not a Gary Player , he just golfs a lot. Despite Ernie Els 's rap game friendly name, no pens or pads here. Most weekends, you can find the South African hittin' golf balls while he's sleepin'.

    [h/t Jeff Smack ]

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    • DJ Rashiiid

      I'm one of the few golf and hip-hop fans out there (Tiger, Tiger Woods Y'all), but I've never really considered Ernie Els to be a rap name. I would have gone with Jhonattan Vegas (Johnny Vegas), or Jason Kokrak (Jason Coke and Crack!), or Kevin Na (K-Na-Na-Na, it's the way that we rock when we're doing our thing), or Graeme McDowell (G-Mac).

    • sonny7

      There's already a Johnny Vegas, he's a fat, usually drunk, northern English comedian. Muhnkee!

    • starchildluke