1. People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names:
    Doug Weight.

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    It' ain't hockey season, but we don't give a puck. It's always People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names season. Doug Weight - stand up. Rumored middle name(s): "Got," "Movin'," "Push Rhymes Like."


    [h/t Jon Kirby]




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