1. Businesses That Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names: The Crack Team.


    The Crack Team been in this game for years - a national syndicate doing work throughout the Northeast and the Midwest. They understand structure. They are OGs... of foundation repair and waterproofing. Get at them for a free estimate (because the first taste is always free). And peep the words of the Crack Team mascot, Mr. Happy Crack (whose visage appears on TCT merch, see thumbnail above): "A Dry Crack Is a Happy Crack." Shoulda been number one to me on the 10 Crack Team Commandments. (What!!!)

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