Rap Review Haikus: “Watch The Throne” Edition.
Watch The Throne has come
We exhale and write haikus
Read them after jump
“No Church In the Wild”
Decadence is fun
Strippers, cocaine, and The Dream
Cheer up, Frank Ocean
“Lift Off”
Cool new TV theme
For a show not yet greenlit
Call it: Space Ninjas
“N*ggas In Paris”
“N.W.A”
Now gives way to “N.I.P.”
Compton is burning
“Otis”
Otis is decent
Still, can’t be bothered with it
So three weeks ago
“Gotta Have It”
Jay-Z says, “planking”
And gives driving directions
He is just like us
“New Day”
Just what we wanted
Autotune meets RZA track
Our dreams now fulfilled
“That’s My Bitch”
“Apache” sample
Nas thinks this trumps “Made You Look”
Of course, he is wrong
“Welcome to the Jungle”
Swizz Beats sings so sweet
Like Hootie and the Blow Fish
Only less gully
“Who Gon Stop Me”
Some friends of Janye
Won’t like the “holocaust” line
Shoulda stopped themselves
“Murder to Excellence”
“Black” should not mean “bad”
The Throne gives us examples
Rich people are smart
“Made In America”
Kanye is bar none
Greatest metrosexual
In hip-hop ever
“Why I Love You”
You will love this song
If you think folks hate your guts
They probably do
