1. Rap Review Haikus, 9.22.11

    The web gives us rap
    We listen and write haikus
    Please enjoy them, friends

    Mac Miller – “Face the Facts”

    Preemo co-signs Mac
    You’ll remember this moment
    Unless you do not


    STS – “Fly”

    Fly, tall rapper, fly
    The world’s yours but for one thing
    You sound like Mad Skillz


    Jedi Mind Tricks – “Target Practice”

    A throaty rap rasp
    Sampled Spanish on chorus
    Feel that chest hair grow


    B.o.B. ft. Playboy Tre & Meek Mill – “Epic”

    Dear Nintendo Beats,
    Please go away forever
    Signed, Rap Listeners


    AZ – “Never Change (Madlib Remix)”

    Madlib – stillmatic
    AZ – somehow still at it
    Instrumental, please


    Drake ft. Rick Ross – “Free Spirit”

    Drake bitches and moans
    “Rap is stress but it pays great”
    Poor fucking baby


    Wale ft. Rick Ross & Kevin Cossom – “Best Night Ever”

    Wale’s joy, our pain
    Bawse cannot save this Maze mess
    The worst shit ever


    ASAP Rocky ft. ASAP Twelvy & ASAP Nast – “Trilla”

    New York rap’s future
    Is Das EFX chopped and screwed
    We like it, we’re screwed

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