1. Rap Review Haikus, 8.18.11


    The web gives us rap
    We listen and write haikus
    Read them after jump


    Styles P ft. Busta Rhymes & Rick Ross — "Harsh"

    Please tell Busta Rhymes
    Saying "Rothschild with money"
    Is mad redundant


    Game ft. Tyler the Creator & Lil' Wayne — "Martians vs. Goblins"

    Beastly collabo
    Game, Ty not afraid to dis
    Wayne hook phoned home though


    Danny Brown — "Blunt After Blunt"

    You can't fuck with Dan
    He's the man higher than planes
    His raw raps smokin'


    Mayer Hawthorne — "A Long Time (Chromeo Remix)"

    Super models in the pool
    They love us, not loot


    Fred the Godson ft. Diddy, Meek Mill, Cory Gunz — "Gettin' Money Pt. 2"

    Betty Crocker rap
    These young cats be cakin' lots
    Fast food, Shrinky Dinks


    Grafh — "It's All The Same"

    Nice and moody jam
    Laidback flow tell you what though
    Needs different hook


    Jim Jones ft. Lloyd Banks — "Blow Ya Whistle"

    Street referees freeze
    Jones and Banks on same cream team
    Yellow flag on play


    Torae — "Do the Math"

    'Kiss did that song "Why"
    This episode is "What If"
    Equals some good shit


    Fess Grandiose ft. Guilty Simpson — "Fame"

    Simpson and Fess kill
    Lame pseudo celebs shat on
    Bowie is witness


    Chris Brown ft. Justin Bieber — "Ladies Love Me"

    This beat is jungle
    JB rappin' like Weezy
    Chris Brown is a bitch

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