1. Rap Review Haikus 7.29.11

    RapReviewHaikus_7-29

    The web gives us rap
    We listen and write haikus
    Read them after jump

     

    Jadakiss & Styles P - "Otis Freestyle"

    One powerful voice
    The other a bit nasal
    Allergy season

     

    50 Cent – “I’m On It”

    Fif states he’s on “it”
    But whatever “it” may be
    “It” is not the beat

     

    Smoke DZA ft. Bun B & Big K.R.I.T. - "On the Corner"

    Vivid street vignettes
    Southern cooking and hook-ing
    Meet the new New York

     

    Jay Rock ft. Chris Brown – “Westside”

    Chris Brown, foolish one
    Perhaps you should not say “smash”
    When discussing chicks

     

    Wiz Khalifa, Curren$y & Big Sean – “Proceed”

    Rapping about weed
    Over Euro synth pop beats
    Surely a faux pas

     

    Pr Dean & The Bash Brothers Present Shabaam Sahdeeq, El Gant, FaMo$o, Nutso, FT, Bekay, Dov, Flo, 151 Proof & Climax - “Southpaw Cypher”

    So much hunger here
    Yet still there is such a thing
    As too much posse

     

    Joell Ortiz ft. Bun B & Tech N9ne – “Night Train (Remix)”

    Graveyard shift workers
    Blue are your collars, and beats
    The Commodores back

     

    The Game - "Uncle Otis"

    Doctor's words echo
    You diss Jay you diss yourself
    The Game is over
     




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