1. R. Kelly Still Trapped In The Closet. May Never Get Out. Ever. (VIDEO)

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    Because it had to happen, R. Kelly continues his sonic soap opera series, "Trapped in the Closet." In case your memory is a little fuzzy about the first 22 chapters, don't fret, Roberto is here with Chapter 23 to get you ready for the next 20 chapters.

    "If this hasn't taught you nothing else, it's taught you that everybody's got a closet, and their own problems that need solving," says the Pied Piper of R&B at the outset of the latest episode. After dispensing that Oprah-like wisdom, The R mentions all of the main characters of his cliff-hanger opus, which will continue on IFC on Friday November 23, the day after Thanksgiving, "Black Friday," the Day You Trample Over Other People To Buy Large Screen TVs On Sale, the Day Kellz Makes Your Freakin' Day.


    "Let me get back to the story, because these next chapters of 'Trapped in the Closet' are going to be so crazy."

    To watch all the previous "Trapped in the Closet" chapters, head over to IFC .


    [Via HuffPo ]




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    • sweeneykovar

      yo please tell me someone else has paused and checked out the text of that book he's 'reading.' hilarity yo.