1. Choose Fat Joe's New Name Now That He's Not So Fat. (POLL)


    Late last week news broke that one of hip-hop's all-time famously rotund rap dudes, Fat Joe, had miraculously shed some 80+ pounds in an effort to become more health conscious. With the Fat Gangsta no longer living quite so large it occurred to us that he could probably use a new stage name. Now is the time to exercise... your right to vote! Choose from our menu of suggested new rapper (love) handles for Joe, or write-in your own. The weight is over!

    Choose Fat Joe's New Name Now That He's Not So Fat.

    • Poco Gordo Jose (24%, 27 Votes)
    • Joe (Who's Still Fatter Than the R&B Singer named Joe But Not By As Much As He Used To Be) (21%, 24 Votes)
    • Big Boned Joe (13%, 15 Votes)
    • Husky Joe (12%, 13 Votes)
    • Sorta Fat Joe (9%, 10 Votes)
    • Burly Joe (7%, 8 Votes)
    • Plus-Sized Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
    • Stocky Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
    • Sturdy Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
    • Stout Joe (no relation to Steve Stoute) (2%, 1 Votes)

    Total Voters: 113

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    • The Kelvis

      Pleasantly Plump Joseph

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      Or Jenny Craig Joe...

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      I feel like "Jose Slim" would make a nice rap moniker.

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      "does anybody care about me anymore?" joe

    • Sam Lindegren

      Slim Jim Joe

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      Joey Weight Loss seems like an obvious choice to me... *Shrugs*


    • Pepper Steak

      Flat Joe aka Pitbull's father

    • http://www.wordlifeson.com Goodwill Hunter

      Joey Snack
      (It's all about portion control, people)


    • http://www.wordlifeson.com Goodwill Hunter

      Lean Crack ?

    • http://www.thetroyblog.com Thun

      Lean Back Cuisine