Late last week news broke that one of hip-hop's all-time famously rotund rap dudes, Fat Joe, had miraculously shed some 80+ pounds in an effort to become more health conscious. With the Fat Gangsta no longer living quite so large it occurred to us that he could probably use a new stage name. Now is the time to exercise... your right to vote! Choose from our menu of suggested new rapper (love) handles for Joe, or write-in your own. The weight is over!
Choose Fat Joe's New Name Now That He's Not So Fat.
- Poco Gordo Jose (24%, 27 Votes)
- Joe (Who's Still Fatter Than the R&B Singer named Joe But Not By As Much As He Used To Be) (21%, 24 Votes)
- Big Boned Joe (13%, 15 Votes)
- Husky Joe (12%, 13 Votes)
- Sorta Fat Joe (9%, 10 Votes)
- Burly Joe (7%, 8 Votes)
- Plus-Sized Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
- Stocky Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
- Sturdy Joe (4%, 5 Votes)
- Stout Joe (no relation to Steve Stoute) (2%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 113