Late last week news broke that one of hip-hop’s all-time famously rotund rap dudes, Fat Joe, had miraculously shed some 80+ pounds in an effort to become more health conscious. With the Fat Gangsta no longer living quite so large it occurred to us that he could probably use a new stage name. Now is the time to exercise… your right to vote! Choose from our menu of suggested new rapper (love) handles for Joe, or write-in your own. The weight is over!