1. Police Footage of Too $hort Attempting (& Failing) to Escape DUI Arrest (VIDEO).

    You never wanna see your musical heroes publicly humiliated. That said, this police footage of the great Too $hort (a/k/a Todd Shaw ) making a sudden but unsuccessful break for it after being stopped by cops for a traffic violation in Los Angeles last Friday is the funny/sad stuff that Interwebz dreams are made of. Short Dog was subsequently arrested and charged with DUI and narcotics possession. Peep his mercifully brief sprint below.

    [via TMZ ]

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