1. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Petter Northug.

    Petter Northug is a Norwegian cross country skier and double Olympic champion. But even if dude never won a single medal for his work with white powder, he’s got a name befitting someone who rhymes about packing metal and moving white powder , a/k/a Northug Life.

    (Props to Mathias Holmberg for the suggestion.)


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