1. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Bobby Scales.

    This MLB player’s rookie card may ID him as a second baseman, but we’re relieved to learn that he now spends more of his time over at third. Thank goodness, because anybody possessing a name as gully as Bobby Scales could only play “3B” – as in triple beam, knawmean? He signed on as a free agent with the New York Mets last month, but no word on whether he has hung out with Tony Yayo.

    Props to ego trip reader Cary Broder for the suggestion.

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