By special request from @egotripland Twitter follower @shotofinsolence, we present People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names, Vol. 5: Ray LaHood . LaHood may be a former Illinois congressman who currently serves as U.S. Secretary of Transportation, but his name makes him sound more like HNIC of Gutta Bars n' Hooks. What's really LaHood? Ray-Ray, baby.