rss
Ted Bawno on Twitter

Yo, Son I Had Crazy Visions...

People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Ray LaHood.

By special request from @egotripland Twitter follower @shotofinsolence, we present People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names, Vol. 5: Ray LaHood. LaHood may be a former Illinois congressman who currently serves as U.S. Secretary of Transportation, but his name makes him sound more like HNIC of Gutta Bars n’ Hooks. What’s really LaHood? Ray-Ray, baby.

YOU MIGHT WANNA PEEP:

  1. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Dick Dadey.
  2. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Mike Wolfgang.
  3. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: General Carter Ham.

2 Comments | Get your avatar here

  1. avatar

    Corey Liuget, defensive end for the San Diego Chargers. It’s pronounced “LEGIT”; Corey Legit! He’s either a rapper or an MMA fighter.

  2. avatar

    haha, I actually live down the road from a council worker named Phil Styles.

Leave a Reply