1. People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names: Roy Blunt.


    Roy Blunt is the junior U.S. Senator from Missouri. He was born in Niangua, MO and currently resides in Strafford, MO. But we're hoping and praying he's spent some significant amount of time of his life in Philadelphia, MO - just on the off chance someone might refer to him as "Philly" Blunt. He's a Republican, which honestly isn't our favorite thing. But it does mean that he'll inevitably be ID-ed on TV by the words "Rep Roy Blunt" - which we're sure he does to the fullest, and iz mad phat and alladat.

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