People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Marilyn Geewax.

Marilyn Geewax is the senior business editor for NPR’s National Desk, and can be heard regularly discussing economic issues on Weekend Edition Sunday. But based on Ma’s movin’-self-pressed-units-out-the-trunk style moniker, she sounds more like an expert on classic indie rap business models of the Master P/No Limit ilk. Forget G-Unit – you heard that Geewax? That’s that crack, ninja! (Shouts to the homie Dave Bry for the heads up.)

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