1. People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Flozell Adams.

    Shouts to our Tumblr follower “Negropolitan” for this one. “Flozell” may rhyme with “Rozelle” but we still maintain veteran NFL lineman Flozell Adams missed his calling in rap – based strictly on the rapper friendliness of his first name. Also rhymes with: “flow well,” “rock bells,” and “records sell.” Or, for perhaps more competitive contexts: “sound stale,” “death knell,” “shit smell,” and “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Let it Flo!


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