1. Dirty Dozen: 12 Nut-rageous Rap Lyrics, In Honor of National Grab Some Nuts Day.

    SlickRick_GrabSomeNuts!

    National Grab Some Nuts Day is finally here! In celebration, let's all sing together these one dozen nut-rageous rap lyrics. Lift every voice (and yo nuts) and sing. SING!


     

    1. “And I don’t hang out as much/ Bang out dope cuts/ Standing on stage and I’m grabbing my nuts.”

    Ice Cube – “What They Hittin’ Foe?” (Priority, 1990)
     
     

    2. “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks/ Lick on these nuts and suck the dick.”

    Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg, Tha Dogg Pound & Jewell – “Bitches Ain’t Shit” (Death Row, 1992)
     
     

    3. “Flow is so nuts, the track is getting tea-bagged.”

    Lupe Fiasco – “S.L.R. (Super Lupe Rap)” (Internet single, 2010)
     
     

    4. “Forklift lifting my nuts up/ ’Cause it’s going to be a very big nut bust.”

    Big Sean ft. Travis Barker – “Big Nut Bust” (Let the Drummer Get Wicked Vol. 1 Mixtape w/ DJ Whoo Kid, 2010)
     
     

    5. “Get off my niggy niggy nuts!/ Get off my niggy niggy nuts!/ Get off my niggy niggy nuts!”

    LL Cool J – “Niggy Nuts” (Def Jam, 2002)
     
     

    6. "Gettin down for mine's bitch/ No nuts no glory."

    Geto Boys - "No Nuts No Glory" (Rap-A-Lot, 1995)
     
     

    7. “I don’t know if they fags or what/ Search a n*gga down and grabbin’ his nuts.”

    N.W.A – “Fuck the Police” (Ruthless, 1988)
     
     

    8. "I make only cream with the God supreme/ Life is real, reality is not a dream/ Those who chose to sleep, I wake em up/ 'Cause you're sleepin' with your mouth open hummin' deez nuts"

    King Sun - "Humm Deez Nuts" (Cold Chillin', 1994)
     
     

    9. “Knew Pu was dope ever since I was semen/ Swimmin’ in my daddy’s big nuts/ But now I’m scoopin’ girls with the big ol’ butts.”

    Brand Nubian – “Step To the Rear” (Elektra, 1990)
     
     

    10. “Red-handed, the Nuts have landed/ Bustin’ nuts in bitches’ guts/ And then leavin’’em stranded.”

    The Beatnuts – “Yeah You Get Props” (Relativity, 1994)
     
     

    11. “Well, them two grown-ass men living together on my nuts/ And that’s you right above them/ Get the fuck off them!”

    Eminem – “Get Off My Nuts” (Shady/Aftermath, 2009)
     
     

    12. “You see me coming down the block with the funky cuts/ You say, Mike D, and I say Mike Deez Nuts.”

    Beastie Boys – “Do It” (Grand Royal, 1994)
     

    BONUS : Some Nuts Outta The Projects - Nutt'in All Over Your Face LP (1994).
    An album with mo'"nuts" than you can shake a squirrel's bozack at.




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