Here's a tip for all you parents dealing with teary-eyed seeds who just won't calm down. All you got to do is dig in the ol' CD collection and pull out the Notorious B.I.G. 's Life After Death... and throw on (appropriately enough) "Hypnotize." Then sit back, relax and watch your bambino dry his/her eye real quick. At least that's all it takes for this dad's lil' one to stop balling in this youtube clip that went viral last week (another shiznit on which we slept - like a baby). Who knew Biggie Smalls is the illest... babysitter?