1. Today's Math: Paris Hilton's "DJ" Debut.

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    Paris Hilton's world premiere gig as a "DJ" at the Sao Paolo Pop Music Festival this past weekend - broken down to its essential elements, after the jump...

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    • Parad1se

      That was a very thoughtful, cohesive warning put together...

      ...but I played the video anyway. :(

      Brighter side: Maybe the future of her new "career" includes a pyrotechnics mishap.

    • egotrip

      "DJ Miss Hap"?

    • Parad1se

      LoL @ DJ Miss Hap
      Tagline: "Fried, Died and Laid on her Side"

    • Mike 2600
    • egotrip

      Haha. But how could there be train wrecks? That would mean there was actually live dj-ing taking place.