1. Sh*t Rappers Tweet: Lil B on Farting.

    Leave it to the numero uno weirdo of rap's new generation, Lil B , to take to Twitter ( @LILBTHEBASEDGOD ) to talk all that gas — and no, we're not talking about that natural resource that costs and an arm and leg to pump into your smog mobiles. We're talking the kind that comes out your ass! Well, actually, it's the Based God that was shootin' the shit yesterday with his legion of followers, requesting personal stories from the ladies about funny times they farted . Amongst the bathroom humor, though, Lil B gave some sage advice about the dangers of suppressing Mother Nature's calling.

    PEEP LIL' B TALKIN' DOO-DOO AFTER THE FLUSH:

    1. YOUR A FUNNY HUMAN SO YOU FARTED BE GLAD YOUR ALIVE TO FART CUZ WHEN YOUR DEAD YOUR NOT DOING SHIT KEEP IT REAL, WATEVER IT IS LUV u - Lil B

    2. THINK ABOUT ALL THE MODELS THAT BE ON THE RUN WAY FOR THE PROFESSIONAL SHOOTS AND THEY GO HOME AND FART AND SHIT ON THEMSELVS - Lil B

    3. WHOEVER HIDES FARTING IS A TRUE SUCKA CUZ REALLY U END UP HRUTING YOUR INSIDES YOU DUMB ASS LOL - Lil B

    4. I REMBER I WAS A YOUNG NIGGa BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I HAD NO SWAG SO I WUD HOLD MY FARTS AND I WAS NERVOUS, SEEN THE GIRLS ALWAYS THREW UP - Lil B

    5. WHO HAS A FART STORY WITHA BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? OR LADIES WHO GOTA FART STORY THAT WAS HALARIOUS U CAN DM ME TO FOR LAUGH - Lil B

    6. MAN SOMMA YALL DUDES HELLA GAY TWEETIN ME THAT GAY IM TRYNA HEAR SOME FUNNY STORIES LOL WITH WOMEN LOL - Lil

    7. il never make farting jokes again cuz y'all way to fruity out here in 2012 keep it lit its way to many girls for them booty games - Lil B

    8. and aint no room for double dipping either either u with that beautiful women or u like the man don't double dip with that sic shit - Lil B

    9. BUT YOUR SEXUAL IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS SO BLESS - Lil B

    10. I rember I had a talent show when I was younger and I was soo nervous so many girls I farted all the. Silenty until I got on stage - Lil B




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