Holy fuckin’ shitballs! It’s finally here, a leak from the Liknuts ! As previously reported , two of our all-time favorite groups, Tha Alkaholiks and the world famous Beatnuts , have joined like Rosey Grier and Ray Milland. Yes, the West Coast and East Coast party animals are joined at the neck and beastin’ on motherfuckers. “Grumpy Crocodile” is the first release from the supergroup and it’s every bit of raunchy, explicit fun you’d expect from the Intoxicated Demons and the mighty Likwit Crew.
Everyone rhymes on this sordid children’s record turned evil monster, Juju kicking things off with gross-but-funny talk about acquiring VD then unexpectedly confessing that he’s “only got one friend, that’s a plastic monkey” (ha!) before passing the mic off to Tash, who claims to “drink Hennessy for dinner, mimosas for my breakfast.” J-Ro blows up his own spot by revealing that “in crowded elevators I just laugh and poot” while Psycho Les advises that when he gets aggravated with someone he’ll “snuff ’em in the eye, Paul Stanley.” E-Swift then closes it out, grumpy as the crocodile in the song’s title: “I’m dirty, attitude shitty and crappy, slap you in the face if you try to dap me.” From what we’ve heard, the Liknuts tour starts August 1st. You’ve been warned.