The world is filled with Keiths. Everywhere you turn, here-a-Keith, there-a-Keith. But who possesses the qualifications to properly assess all of the Keiths one encounters? Why the chief Keith, of course – Kool Keith . Taking a few moments out of his busy schedule promoting his forthcoming album Love & Danger , the rap legend here presents as a public service a Definitive Guide to Keiths. Keith confusion be gone! Bear witness the wisdom, after the jump…
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(As told to David Ma .)
“I think he’s a guy that likes ice cream.”
“He likes ladies. Does a lot of shows. I see him in a nice suit with a hat with a feather in it. He probably likes older ladies.”
“Good guy with a good vocabulary.”
“All the girls who are into sports probably like him.”
“To me, this cat is plain. You know, normal, plain dude.”
“Seems like he the type of guy who goes to laundrymats a lot to do his laundry.”
Public Enemy rules. I think of drums when I think of this Keith.
“He probably collects a lot of stuff we don’t know about.”
“He’s probably very diligent.”
“Great guy. We miss [him] a lot.”
“Country dude. To me he’s alternative.”
“He’s a cool brother, down to earth, listens to Jazz. Miss him too.”
“He’s just all around. He’s into women. He likes music. He’s a voyager. He walks a lot.”