Earlier this week, Jay-Z and Beyoncé caught a whole mess of flak for visiting Communist Cuba – enraging American patriots like Stacey Dash, and intensifying media scrutiny on the celebrity couple. An irritated Jay-Z responded by dropping a new song that didn’t suck (“Open Letter”) and even the White House felt compelled to react. But Havana isn’t Jayonce’s only controversial vacation destination. In an exclusive investigative report, ego trip has come into possession of MORE photos of Jay-Z and Beyoncé visiting places they absolutely shouldn’t.
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Can you feel it? Nothing can save ya. Cause this is the season for… Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s vacation photos in forbidden places.
Maynard and Zed's Basement in Pulp Fiction.
Hey, we’re all for keeping a marriage spicy and whatnot, but Jiggaman, that’s no place for a lady. Gimpin’ ain’t easy. Or safe.
Pyongyang, North Korea.
Rumor has it they didn’t wash the guest sheets after Dennis Rodman’s recent visit. Not recommended.
Wrong side of da tracks, Jayoncé. SMH.
Area 51, Nevada.
Sorry, fly guy and gal. The fabled Nevada Air Force Base is strictly a No-Fly Zone even for you.
Harry Potter's "Chamber of Secrets."
This secret lovers paradise deep under Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry lost its charm thousands of years ago. PASS.
Collapsing Minnesota Bridges.
Crazy in love? Nah, just crazy.
Troop drawdown my ass. It ain’t safe.
That part of the Amazon where the tribes have had no contact with outside civilization. Ever.
There goes the neighborhood.
Somali Pirate Ship.
He’s got a beard. But that guy’s name ain’t Isaac and that ain’t the Love Boat.
The Vatican's Secret Archives, Italy.
The Da Vinci Code decoded: KNOWING VATICAN SECRETS NOT SAFE, STAY THE FUCK OUT!!!
“Occupy All Streets”? Not feeling that shit over there.
Walmart on Black Friday.
Where a “Black Republican”‘s bound to get a black eye. The hunt for bargains can get super ugly.
The Bates Motel.
TripAdvisor: “There’s a reason the rates are so reasonable.”
A big-ass building falling someplace.
The Roc is in the falling building! RUN!
The Cantina. Mos Eisley, Tatooine.
Jay, they don’t like you. Bey, they don’t like you either.
The Forbidden Zone, Planet of the Apes.
DAMN YOUR VACATION PHOTOS ALL TO HELL!