1. J-Zone Presents... Tim Dog's Official Online Dating Profile.


    Discount Oakley Sunglasses I know. I've been unusually quiet about all this Knockoff Oakleys Tim Dog pimpin' ponzi scheme stuff . The RTs; the @jzonedonttweet alerts with links attached; the e-mails; the phone calls from my father (seriously); the texts; the comments on the Facebook wall - I really didn't know what to say. Half of me was sad that this could be a gruesome foreshadowing of the future of so many Golden Era rappers who were born to make a living via entertainment or the hustle, with no gray area in between. Half of me was thoroughly entertained at the thought of the creator of my favorite rap album of all time living up to his self-dubbed moniker of the "Patriotic Pimp" and getting some TV time on NBC's Dateline Fake Oakley Sunglasses . (No doubt the most he's had since "Fuck Compton" came out.) What's more American than scheming a wide and fried heifer out of some cash? But the real question I have heading into the Friday night special on Cheap Ray Bans Dateline Oakley Sunglasses Cheap is this: What the hell does his dating profile look like? Is he an OK Cupid Guy? A Match.com dude with the gumption to spend money to make money? Maybe plentyoffish.com is more his speed. Who knows? Let's just say hypothetically that Tim Dog's pimpin' playground is OK Cupid. This is how I envisioned his dating profile...

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    • http://mumforda@comcast.net dad

      This is the funniest shit you have created.still laughing.0 friends ,0 matches 100% enemy.priceless! he's the only rapper who could use the word WACK and make it sound scary.

    • oskamadison

      Zone, you stupid as hell, lol.

    • teck-zilla

      I knew J Zone would eventually do this...kills me all the time with the Tim Dog posts

    • Arturo Sandyballs

      “My moms used to tell me, “The cream always rises to the top.” I’m cream, motherfucker.”

    • http://RapReviews.com Woody Black

      Hypothetically, alphabetically, energetically, theoretically this is great!

    • Damn that's Funny - Not

      Now I know why he doesn't take those sunglasses off, he's ugly as hell, lol

    • GibGab

      Under "I'm looking for" he forgot the following: woman to clean the bathroom sink; woman to take urine in the facial region; Woman to clean said bathroom sink after they receive urine in the facial region.