1. When Love Goes Wrong:
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    25. Gang Starr - "Lovesick" (Chrysalis, 1991)

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    24. Too $hort - "I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog" (Jive, 1992)

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    Cheap Oakley Sunglasses I can't really say Too $hort is a master of 'love gone wrong' songs - he's never, ever claimed to have been in love at any point in his 30 year career. (Or maybe he was prior to his career and the outcome spawned hip-hop's longest recording run to date.) But one thing's for sure: $hort has corrupted the minds of many young men considering going down that road of romance. Gotta give him credit for that. As for Valentine's Day, he's probably not participating this year. At least not in the romantic part:

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    23. K-Solo - "Your Mom's In My Business" (Atlantic, 1989)

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    Ah, the good old days when only the overzealous, busy-body mom or the jealous, wide and fried friend of the girl you were seeing could meddle in your relationship enough to totally destroy it. K-Solo didn't realize how good he had it - Facebook wasn't around back then. Nowadays you're just fucked all kinda ways. Fake Oakleys

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    22. Nas - "Bye Baby" (Def Jam, 2012)

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    That Nas is one high road takin'-ass guy. Jesus. Plus he has great genes. Age compounded with the stress that Kelis plastered on him in a very acrimonious, tumultuous and (literally) taxing divorce would normally all but ensure he'd be looking like Sly Stone these days. But the guy can still pull off an uptown fade with half-moon part. Now that's dealing with stress like a champ. His cool carries over on this song, and although the talent-free Dairy Queen probably made life worse for Nas than it was anyone on this list, he never really sounds too incensed. Just disappointed. Awww, hip-hop's all grown up now. He's a better man than me, that mature, nice, grown man Nas. Discount Oakley Sunglasses

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    21. O.C. - "Ga Head" (Wild Pitch, 1994)

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    Same sex relationships are common today, as are songs about being cheated on. But give O.C. bonus props for addressing both during what was arguably rap's most alpha male and homophobic era. One in every 10 rappers would admit to being the faithful one getting played, but when the "other man" was a woman, that would've really been playing roulette with your rep.

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    20. King Sun - "Undercover Lover" (Profile, 1991)

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    19. BWP - "Fuck A Man" (RAL, 1991)

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    This song is God awful, but I love it. The fellas have their worst fears confirmed live and uncut from the mouths of the self-dubbed Bytches With Problems, BWP. Neglected to use a rubber and now a pregnancy is part of the equation? Cool, she'll go through with it just to go shopping with the money after she takes you to the judge - then go fuck another man. Brrrrr. This needs to be the unofficial theme song for Trojan.

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    18. MC Shy D - "G.T.F.O.M.F.B." (Benz, 1990)

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    As one who's experienced his very first dumping on Valentine's Day (and holding a box of chocolates like a sucker while it went down), I feel an anthem for angry men who'll go to bed jerking off and highly upset needs to be on this list. Shy D reps hard for friend zone victims who can't wait for this day to pass.

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    Baby mama / baby daddy tales are to hip-hop what losing one's woman is to the blues. But the outspoken west coast Mack One Oh takes it deeper with real accounts of a truly greedy, money hungry and vindictive ex who uses their kid as a pawn and fabricates domestic violence reports. That porno magazine sounds really enticing after hearing this. Fake Oakleys

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    15. Poison Clan - "The Bitch That I Hate" (Luke Skyywalker, 1990)

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    The self-dubbed "Bitchizer," JT Money, fronts the Miami-based group that made records like "I Hate Ho's," "Somethin' For You Raggedy Ho's," "Put Shit Past No Ho," "Ho Stories," etc. and shot a kid on an album skit 5 times for saying he respected women. This wasn't really the type of group to troll OK Cupid looking for soul mates, but "The Bitch That I Hate" is a rare glimpse of the PC boys trying to save their relationships. Sort of...in their own special ways. And if these special women don't take heed, they will become...the title of the song. Cheap Oakley Sunglasses

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    14. Chunk - "Treat 'Em Like They Act" (Menace Muzik, 1991(

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    In a clever display of songwriting, Bay Area goon, Chunk, examines the prospect of a healthy relationship over a lovey-dovey "Blind Alley" loop - then flips the script and sprays venom at gold diggers mercilessly over a sinister "Tramp" loop.

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    12. Kool G Rap - "Edge of Sanity" (Cold Chillin', 1992)

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    Love gets more complicated when someone moves in. Then it becomes about other things. Like finances (again). In a twisted tale of a faltering relationship, rap's most crisp with the lisp resorts to crime to bring in money when his nagging girlfriend won't shut up about his state of unemployment. That results in jail time...and infidelity...and murder. Love is fillin' up graves, y'all. Fake Oakleys

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    *Disclaimer: The content of this song does not reflect the beliefs of J-Zone or ego trip.

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    No surprises here, as Ak's casually violent rap ballad earned its own individual V-Day post last year Cheap Oakley Sunglasses . But the love / hate factor is just oozing on this jam; an omission from this list would be egregious. The Ak has planned a "homemade abortion" to alleviate the stress of his pregnant girlfriend. He sees his future dwindling before him with an unexpected fatherhood sprung upon him and believes he's been trapped. But despite plotting to sick his little man on her to kick her in the stomach and throw her down a flight of steps, he "still luh huh." This love shit is quite complicated.

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    10. King Tee ft. Ice Cube & Threat - "Don’t Put A Hoe B4 the Homie" (Capitol, 1993)

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    We've all had a friend who fell into the Bermuda Triangle or began wearing flowered ascots and adopting a lettuce-only diet after they got turned out. King Tee, Threat and Ice Cube go vicious on those following in the footsteps of Doug Christie. Discount Oakley Sunglasses

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    9. Tony M.F. Rock - "Don’t Go Out Like A Sucker" (1VBR, 1989)

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    Everyday someone swallows their pistol or jumps off a bridge due to heartbreak. Miami's Tony M.F. Rock tells the M.F. truth with a somber tale of a friend who allowed a returned engagement ring to nudge him into suicide. Yikes.

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    8. Nikki D - "Your Man Is My Man (Large Professor Remix)" (Def Jam, 1991)

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    With all the alpha male energy that rips through this list, the ladies have a voice in Nikki D. Equally as vicious and cold as the iciest male mack, the Flavor Unit affiliate addresses ladies foolish enough to give a fuck about their boyfriends cheating. Yes. Nikki will actually be the one to fuck your man, then toss him curbside and change her number. Nikki surely ruined many a Valentine's Day for many a (wo)man once upon a time:

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    LL makes the list with a disturbing two-part tale of his two closest confidants, his lady and best friend, breaking his trust in grueling fashion and throwing an accidental pregnancy in the mix for more petrol on the fire. Part two, "Revenge!!!," sees our scorned lover take drastic measures for retribution, leaving the listener no choice but to become an advocate for jerking off and going to sleep. Sometimes this love shit ain't worth it.

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    6. Willie D - "I’m Not A Gentleman" (Rap-A-Lot, 1991)

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    The official anathema to Valentine's Day in song form. No pulling out chairs, opening doors, holding hands or entertaining such dreck as chivalry. Willie counter's Cupid's arrow with a sawed off shot gun blast to wipe out all R&B-esque notions of romance associated with this holiday.

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    4. Freddie Foxxx - "Somebody Else Bumped Ya Girl" (MCA, 1990)

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    3. RZA (as Bobby Digital) - "Domestic Violence" (Gee Street, 1998)

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    RZA's alter ego fills his nagging, hoodrat girlfriend in on the harsh realities of life: "Talkin 'bout you gon' be a nurse, bitch, to be a nurse you gotta go to school first!" Is there any other need to justify this song's spot on this list? If only we were all so bold as to tell our partners what we truly feel about them.

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    2. Nas - "Undying Love" (Columbia, 1999)

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    1. Suga Free - "I’d Rather Give You My Bitch" (Polygram, 1997)

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    Honorable Mention: Eminem - "Kim" (Aftermath, 2000)

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    • e. brown

      "air you out" by kool g rap could also warrant a mention for the fact that its about killing his wife if she cheats on him, who not only features on the same album but has a song about her love for him later on.

    • Dutchmaster23

      no Wildfyre by Ghostface???? shenanigans!

    • J-Zone

      You mean "Wildflower?" I had that on last year's list of x-rated jams.

    • Rich

      No "Looking At The Front Door"? Shame on you, J

    • J-Zone

      I mentioned it in the Lovesick entry. It was a toss up between those two. That was my least favorite song on that album.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mars.fever Mars Durden

      THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS LIST!

    • HughPhug

      Your Mums In My Business is a cracking tune, used to bug the fuck out to that back in the day. Props for putting Chunk on any list. My 2 cents.... I Shouldn't Have Done It by Slick Rick

    • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.lehto.9 Dennis Lehto

      Great list as per usual, no complaints ... "Looking at the Front Door" aside, a couple more good ones might be ...
      Main Source - How My Man Went Down in the Game
      Kurious Jorge - Nikole
      Eyedea & Abilities - Paradise
      and for shits and giggles, Biz Markie - Just a Friend