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    Throughout history, some artists have been kind enough to be stringent with their boundaries - and that artistic restraint resulted in some of the most potent rap records of all time. From a young Jay-Z, to Quasimoto; to Compton’s Most Wanted; to The Roots; to The Beatnuts; to lesser-known or regional artists like Dice - some artists were able to get to the point in 2:00 or less. Here are my 20 personal favorite examples of “half short, twice strong” (copyright GZA). A lot of candidates (e.g. Nas’ “Rewind” and Ice Cube’s “Man’s Best Friend”) missed the cut by a few seconds, but that’s what rappers get for giving shout outs and spending 20 seconds saying “Yeah...word up...knawmsayin’...unh” before they start doing anything. Cheap Ray Bans

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    20. Cypress Hill — “Tres Equis” (Ruffhouse/Columbia, 1991)

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    7. Jay-Z — “Friend or Foe” (Roc-A-Fella, 1996)

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    5. Ice Cube — “Get Off My Dick and Tell Yo Bitch To Come Here” (Priority, 1990)

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    4. The Beatnuts — “Sandwiches” (Relativity, 1994)

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    3. Gang Starr — “Street Ministry” (Chrysalis, 1990)

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    1. Black Sheep — “U Mean I’m Not?” (Mercury, 1991)

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    There’s really nothing else that even comes close. To start their album with the greatest gangsta rap parody of all time (along with the first half of Masta Ace’s “Slaughtahouse”) was the rap sequencing move of the century. Black Sheep’s off-kilter brand of humor is cemented in Dres’ hyperbolic gangsta rampage. These 85 seconds of genius opened the doors to one of rap’s best albums and inspired other genres (Korn) to perform covers of it at live shows.

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    • Smooth

      You forgot about "What They Hittin' Foe?" off the

      AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted album.

    • http://govillaingo.com J-Zone

      Haha, nah I chose between "What They Hittin' Foe?" and "Get off My Dick..." Didn't wanna have more than one from each album because there's so many, but "What They Hittin' Foe?" is mean nonetheless.

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      There's a polka sample on Big Daddy Kane's "Taste Of Chocolate" album

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      anyone that things the beat for stroke of death was annoying is STRAIGHT PUSSY!!!!!! that shit was insane!!!

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      Great list. Excellent concept for a story. 415 & that Ice T joint, good calls. Ultra Mag - one minute less.

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      The flip-side to this topic would be great rap songs over 6 or 7 minutes. That would be a fairly interesting list as well.

    • recordvulture

      the beatnuts "sandwiches" is actually a shortened version of the original song.I heard that the label thought it was too foul-so they made the beatnuts just put part of the first verse on there.The full song is awesome.respect due zone!!good article!!

    • Daps

      I've got to agree with TED, 9x's out of 10 is f'ing great great great.

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      i would've included "All Caps" by Madvillain

    • Fecking eejit

      What about "One careless moment" by insane poetry? its a quality sex rhyme, has a twist at the end, and clocks in at about 1:45.

    • hotbox

      another entertaining j-zone list! the ice-t and compton's most wanted joints are my favorites. del the funkee homosapien's "ya lil' crumbsnatchers" and threat's "get ghost" are 2 others that come to mind.

    • http://govillaingo.com J-Zone

      Yo I thought of that one and then forgot!!!! Fuck. I just played that on a mixshow I did recently, too. That AIDS shit at the end is ill.

    • http://govillaingo.com J-Zone

      I thought of both Del's song (mainly for Cube's commentary) and the Threat shit too. "Had the homie hook me up with a fade / cause L7s don't wear braids."

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      Zone, I see we agree on a couple of things. One, "Walkin' With A Panther". Leave those three BS love songs off of there and it's possibly LL's best joint. I look at that album as him updatin' his style for the Rakim/Kane/G Rap era. Two, "Stroke of Death". That joint is so unorthodox but hypnotic and all three of them went in on it. "Meet The black Boy George, dusted on my honeymoon..." One of the greatest lines ever. Also, "Friend Or Foe." Strip away all the multi-millionaire mogul/Mr. Beyonce gloss and sheen and what you have left is "Friend Or Foe", him at his essence.
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    • hotbox

      I was surprised to find out that no songs from Slick Rick's "The Ruler's Back" (highly underrrated album) were under 2 minutes. The songs on that album all sound hurried, but they do indeed run well past the 2 minute mark.
      If you decide to do a long rap song post, I nominate Digital Undergrounds's "Good Thing We're Rappin'". Keep up the awesome work Mr. Zone!

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      Ohhhhh! "Dolly and the Rat Trap" was ILL! Forgot about that one and I bump Funk Your Head Up on the reg. Classic brick hard Ultra beat.

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      Good call at No. 1.

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