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    “Niggas wanna get up and rap and rap and rap and rap, man, fuck that!” - Ol’ Dirty Bastard

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    17. Dice — “Smoketown U.S.A.” (Raw Dogg Records, 1992)

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    • Smooth

      You forgot about "What They Hittin' Foe?" off the

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    • http://govillaingo.com J-Zone

      Haha, nah I chose between "What They Hittin' Foe?" and "Get off My Dick..." Didn't wanna have more than one from each album because there's so many, but "What They Hittin' Foe?" is mean nonetheless.

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      There's a polka sample on Big Daddy Kane's "Taste Of Chocolate" album

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      Great list. Excellent concept for a story. 415 & that Ice T joint, good calls. Ultra Mag - one minute less.

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      The flip-side to this topic would be great rap songs over 6 or 7 minutes. That would be a fairly interesting list as well.

    • recordvulture

      the beatnuts "sandwiches" is actually a shortened version of the original song.I heard that the label thought it was too foul-so they made the beatnuts just put part of the first verse on there.The full song is awesome.respect due zone!!good article!!

    • Daps

      I've got to agree with TED, 9x's out of 10 is f'ing great great great.

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      i would've included "All Caps" by Madvillain

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      What about "One careless moment" by insane poetry? its a quality sex rhyme, has a twist at the end, and clocks in at about 1:45.

    • hotbox

      another entertaining j-zone list! the ice-t and compton's most wanted joints are my favorites. del the funkee homosapien's "ya lil' crumbsnatchers" and threat's "get ghost" are 2 others that come to mind.

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      Yo I thought of that one and then forgot!!!! Fuck. I just played that on a mixshow I did recently, too. That AIDS shit at the end is ill.

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      I thought of both Del's song (mainly for Cube's commentary) and the Threat shit too. "Had the homie hook me up with a fade / cause L7s don't wear braids."

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      Zone, I see we agree on a couple of things. One, "Walkin' With A Panther". Leave those three BS love songs off of there and it's possibly LL's best joint. I look at that album as him updatin' his style for the Rakim/Kane/G Rap era. Two, "Stroke of Death". That joint is so unorthodox but hypnotic and all three of them went in on it. "Meet The black Boy George, dusted on my honeymoon..." One of the greatest lines ever. Also, "Friend Or Foe." Strip away all the multi-millionaire mogul/Mr. Beyonce gloss and sheen and what you have left is "Friend Or Foe", him at his essence.
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      I was surprised to find out that no songs from Slick Rick's "The Ruler's Back" (highly underrrated album) were under 2 minutes. The songs on that album all sound hurried, but they do indeed run well past the 2 minute mark.
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      Good call at No. 1.

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