1. The DVD Cover(s) for Kanye’s Sex Tape… Revealed!!! (GALLERY)

    College Dropouts Gone Wild.
    As news of a stolen Kanye West sex tape (actually, make that two Yeezy porns) made its rounds across the internet like a cheap Chi-town hussy, one could gather that the mishap-plagued Mr. West is upset. Very upset. But, we suspect, his distress may NOT be for any of the reasons you might initially think. You see, 'Ye is a notorious perfectionist. Now, close your eyes and imagine his terror-stricken (but well-moisturized) visage at the moment he realized that he would have absolutely no control over how the DVD box art would look. Okay, you can open your eyes now. See? That's some scary ish, right? Yuuup. But there is a silver lining. Considering 'Ye's penchant for steppin' in doo-doo and coming up roses, we could also easily imagine his industrious black-clothed elves at DONDA headquarters burning the midnight patchouli dreaming up aesthetically superior "suggestions" for whatever tacky, tasteless, (yet titillating) packaging Porn Valley could ever, ever, ever devise. We imagine they'd look like these 7 examples of design intervention...

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    G.O.O.D. LAYS.

    The P is FREE.
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    Late Ejaculation.

    Stroke slow, homie.
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    My Beautiful Dark Twisted Penis.

    Run away fast as you can.
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    (h/t @Sun_E_Liston)


    Cruel Hummer.

    New doll flow.
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    Sex Tape.

    Now the whole orgy’s melted like Dali.
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    808s & Hedgehogs.

    Special guest appearance by Ron Jeremy.
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    College Dropouts Gone Wild.

    Two words: bearly legal.
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