1. Wealthy Teen Trolls Instagram Worse Than Any Rapper (GALLERY).

    To get an idea of what it's like to be a 17-year-old, "San Francisco Livin'" offspring from a wealthy family who loves trollin' on the Internetz to death and listens to way too much rap, look no further than the stuntin'-on-a-zillion Instagram of @itslavishbitch. "Lavish," or Param as he is properly known, seems like any other teenager — bored out of his mind. Except, with seemingly endless money to burn, and with social media at his platinum-plated fingertips, the kid's job appears to be to somewhere between a cyberspace asshead and a philanthropist, as he spends his time photographing his limitless luxuries, insulting the less fortunate 99% and/or celebrities ("My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants" are just a few of his mottos), and purportedly gives away tens of thousands of dollars to followers. He's like every pompous, simply ludicrous rap lyric dedicated to boasting about riches come to life. Is he a product of our shallow, consumer society or just a young punk with too much time and money on his hands?


    (h/t King Meat)

    Flying away bandz #fuckdonations – @itslavishbitch

    Cleared out Apples iPhone 5 Stock cause I felt like it and I got a new iMac broke bitch – @itslavishbitch

    Bought the iPad today just to break it hoe – @itslavishbitch

    Credit for Daniel for sending me this. 1 week after i uploaded this two jeans picture hoe ass @badgalriri commented on it and luckily my friend got a snapshot of it. So she did notice it. And she dissed my style. But now is using it as her style. Hypocritical bitch. I cant find the comment now since Instagram shows only 150 of the most recent comments. Its been 5 weeks since i uploaded that pic so she fsho copied me. Broke bitch ur net worth only 80m. – @itslavishbitch

    That bitch takin my style and claimin it as hers. @badgalriri bitch u a thief. – @itslavishbitch

    Only take shits in sparkling water hoe – @itslavishbitch

    More bank in my starbucks card than in ur bank account – @itslavishbitch

    My mansion is better than yours hoe – @itslavishbitch

    For the broke niggas – @itslavishbitch

    These Gold plated staples broke bitch. $175. – @itslavishbitch

    Black & Gold credit cards. I’m the 1% Bitch – @itslavishbitch

    Lavish is giving away 60K all in cash. That’s more than yo life’s earnings. Rules: Like this picture, follow me, and comment what you would do with the money and then tag a friend in the contest. Giveaway ends April 23, 2013. Winner will be chosen completely at random. Winner will be given cash personally . I can send money to you in another way upon request. If you live in Africa, Asia, or Antarctica you are not applicable for this. On March 25, 2012 go to YouTube.com/itslavishbitch for more info. So begin begging peasants. – @itslavishbitch

    Just my casual shoes tho – @itslavishbitch

    We didn’t want to blow to much on food tonight #economical – @itslavishbitch

    Solid Gold Rolls Royce grill hoe. #repost cause i look hella sexy – @itslavishbitch

    Bitch please there’s more in the other pocket. All 64gb hoe – @itslavishbitch

    Soon truu to my religion hoe disrespect that then imma make this bitch clap #semcity – @itslavishbitch

    Love Livin Lavi$h – @itslavishbitch

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    • http://twitter.com/mmanauo Michelle Anauo

      Rich doesn't seem to equal literate. Grammar is horrific. Communication is repetitive and child like. If my 17 yr old spoke, wrote or acted like this...she would quickly find out my wealth did not equal her wealth. Clearly parents are absent.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506799459 Jeff Briones

      Lavish is a soon to be man who has been let go with little restriction or thought as to how to act amongst the world. With this over egotistical attitude combined with his "philanthropic" ideas and actions, there still is this missing piece of any sort of common sense. His ideas are adroit and im sure his passions are spawned from our culture of pop, rock and rap. Nevertheless, any one person with this sort of "power" (money) with out the common sense as to how to write your and you're correctly shows some misguided uneducated sense. While also, it may show to be his detachment from his parents want for him to be a man and his rebellion and his awareness of his agency. Nonetheless this kid is funny and entertaining. To be honest, i wish he finds a passion dedicated to the world. In other words, have fun now, but learn dammit. Have fun Lavish.

    • http://www.anthonyantonellis.com/ Anthony Antonellis
    • http://www.facebook.com/louise.lister.10 Louise Lister

      Boy, it would would be a shame if someone saw him flashing his cash online and decided to abduct him or something. Anyone?

    • http://www.facebook.com/herbert.nenenger Herbert Nenenger

      you'd think with all that money he'd be able to get some proper schooling so he could communicate effectively. geesh. Money can't buy class either !

    • mpbkap

      meh, class is overrated anyway. lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/nathan.lindberg.5 Nathan Lindberg

      Im in.

    • Teresa

      Look at the bathroom. That looks like a commercial bathroom. Like a hotel or something. Not a fancy at home toilet. I think he's fake.

    • http://www.facebook.com/itsthabennieboy Bennie ZooZoo


    • youknowitstrueeeeeeee

      lol the idiotic media gets trolled agian by not researching a story before posting...going to be funny once this gets revealed to be a hoax and you all get called out as a bunch of hacks again.

    • tsunamifarmer

      At least he is a good tipper

    • 0_o

      lol why are so many ppl against him. If you were 17 & your dad was a billionaire you'll probably act the same.& he's doing it to see how many dumba**** reply hating...fools

    • http://profiles.google.com/becky.fitzgerald81 Becky Fitzgerald

      Wow. Just, wow. I have to say, this is probably the saddest, most pathetic kid I have seen in quite a while. This kid might as well be wearing a big "Kick Me" sign. He just doesn't get it. Obviously, money can't buy you a clue. He is basically proving that he is....

      - Desperate loser that has to pay people to be his friend.

      - Could not get a date or even a second look from anyone without offering cash.

      - Last kid picked for any team sport in gym class.

      - Parents don't even like him and are overcompensating for their lack of interest in him by giving him some cash and shooing him away.

      @itslavishbitch - Your cash doesn't change the fact that you are still piss poor person. You are a great example that money sure can't buy you class. Sure, you can buy a wife, but you will wind up paying a big chunk of change when she leaves you. If you don't get a clue soon, then you will wind up all alone in your mansion dressing your dogs up and talking to your 25 cats. Yeah, enjoy your "lavish life".

    • http://twitter.com/williancostasbc - willian costa

      Hello, I'm from Brazil and this boy ae is a stupid shit and not just a liar,

      iPhones are all friends, I can catch the guys in my class of the School and take a picture of a 16 iPhone, can also get the box from my iPad and withdraw my money from the bank and put it there twice, I make photocopies of notes and put in a balloon, can go on restaurant São Judas (largest and most upscale restaurant in Brazil) and pick up the bottles and fill with water and throw in the pot too, can "emulate" a rich better than this stupid ae.

    • MRdgFRY

      dude that was totally a required gratuity.... he had no choice in that matter...

    • Andrew Justin Hollins

      We must think alike, Louise. Count me in.

    • BluelineMike

      This kid better watch out. Lots of people out there who hate that kind of stuff.

    • James R

      Louise, I'm in. Let's teach this snob a lesson.