1. Future Songs Brian McKnight Should Write To Follow Up The "P*ssy" & "YouPorn" Bangers He's Released.

    BrianMcKnight

    The Brian McKnight Don't Give a Fuck Express continues steamrollin' ahead at full speed. Next stop: Uranus. The R&B star turned happy-go-lucky Interwebz perv recently followed up his X-rated smash "If You're Ready to Learn" (b/k/a "Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Works") with a XXX doozy dedicated to adult website YouPorn as a sign of gratitude for helping blow up the poon-tang banger, which apparently moved (ahem) big units. TMZ has a [censored] snippet, which you can hear after the hump. You can also see ego trip's suggestions for racy songs McNasty should pen next...



    [Audio via TMZ ]


    egotripland Presents:

    Songs Brian McKnight Should Write Next...

    1. "Girl, You Been Doin' Double Anal All Wrong (For Far Too Long)"
    Finally, multiple insertion gets the anthem it so rightfully deserves.

    2. "Ménage à Trois Faux Paus, Never That" ft. Nicki Minaj & 2 Chainz
    McKnight shows you the right way to do threesomes with a little help from Nick the Dick & Tity Boi.

    3. "Asseseseseseseseses"
    Play this at your next orgy.

    4. "Rubbin' One Out To Tumblr"
    Move over YouPorn, these naughty GIFs are the gifts that keep on giving... erections.

    5. "Bunny Style"
    For those special moments when you're gettin' freaky with Furries.

    6. "The Pee is Still Free (Watersports)" ft. R. Kelly
    Good ol' fashioned golden throat melodies for golden shower time.

    7. "Between the Tweets"
    OMG it's the ode to sexting we know B.Knight can nail. :)

    8. "Multiple Swagasms" ft. Keith Sweat & Kool Keith
    The song is ribbed. For her pleasure.

    9. "Jungle McLovin'" ft. Sean Fury
    Interracial sex never sounded so alive.

    10. "Whips Appeal"
    S&M tune to cuff your significant other to.





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    • BSharp

      LMAO @ "Nick the Dick"