On Tuesday evening, the great Funkmaster Flex of New York radio station Hot 97 delivered an instant classic 10-minute rant directed at his competitor down the dial at Power 105, DJ Clue. Apparently, Clue had the gumption to boast on The Twitter that he had an exclusive on the latest Nicki Minaj song, and Flex did not. But then Flex got the song and premiered it before Clue anyway. Look, whether or not you give a rat's arse about the Nicki Minaj song, we know this: you'd better damn care about hearing Flex berate Clue (whom he refers to as "Box" - short for "boxhead cornball") over the airwaves for trying to challenge the throne. Quotables throughout, but maybe the harshest: "PEOPLE SOMETIMES HAVE FAITH IN YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE HOPING YOU'LL BE THE NEXT FLEX! I PUT A STOP TO THAT 10 YEARS AGO!!!"