1. Freeway's Manbeard Lotion Infomercial Promises Rugged Facial Hair... Fast! (VIDEO).


    Order Freeway 's Manbeard Facial Sanitizer and Activating Lotion today! Only two easy payments of $3 hunna will turn you from Poon to Goon in only 21 days. Operators standing by*. Early!

    (*Ha ha... This promo for Freeway's Diamond in the Ruff is off the hook.)

    [Via Nah Right ]

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      beards are for irish giants and professional wrestlers... and freeways neither... nobody cares about the 10%, 5%-ers etc... or mos def's new name... that shit is lamer than wingless ducks with broken legs in roller skates...