Today is National Fortune Cookie Day. (Admit it, it snuck up on you this year, didn’t it?) Fortune -ately, it just so happens that the investigative team here at ego trip recently acquired the fortune cookies of some famous and infamous public figures. So what better way to celebrate NFCD than by revealing to the universe these morsels of cookie-encased wisdom. Because as a wise cookie once said to us: “Laughing, like STDs, is contagious. Better to chuckle than to have one’s privates on fire.” Flame on!
READ EM AND WEEP, AFTER THE JUMP...
National Football League Owners
National Basketball Association Owners