1. Fortune Cookies of the Famous.

    Today is National Fortune Cookie Day. (Admit it, it snuck up on you this year, didn’t it?) Fortune -ately, it just so happens that the investigative team here at ego trip recently acquired the fortune cookies of some famous and infamous public figures. So what better way to celebrate NFCD than by revealing to the universe these morsels of cookie-encased wisdom. Because as a wise cookie once said to us: “Laughing, like STDs, is contagious. Better to chuckle than to have one’s privates on fire.” Flame on!

     READ EM AND WEEP, AFTER THE JUMP…

     

    J.Lo

     

    Casey Anthony

     

    National Football League Owners

     

    National Basketball Association Owners

     

    Kreayshawn

     

    Wendi Deng


     

    James Murdoch


     

    Rupert Murdoch

     


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