1. FASHION ALERT: Jeans That Hang Excessively Off One’s Ass Finally Made Available Stitched To Boxers.

    ATTN: people who enjoy wearing jeans that hang excessively off of one’s ass, yet grow weary of having to constantly keep pulling them up. The New York Daily News reports that Newark, NJ-based denim company Sagz has developed a style of pre-sagged jeans with boxers stitched into them , making sagging with #swag more convenient than ever. Based on the oddly comedic tone of the above commercial we’re honestly not sure how seriously Sagz itself is taking this endeavor. Nonetheless it’s inspiring to see advances in garment-making technology being utilized for such an important cause. Time to liquidate those holdings in the belt industry, stat.

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