During a recent visit to NYC's Power 105.1 FM, the friendly staff tried to get rap star DMX to give up his hate for the Internet and computers to no avail. Citing various reasons such as there's "too much stuff" to deal with and "I don't have patience like that. I'd break [the computer]" if faced with the spinning beachball of death, X won't be loggin' on anytime soon.
DMX: "Computer words are funny, like Google. Just get a regular word. What the fuck is a Google? That don't even make sense. That's like something you'd call somebody, like a baby."
[Props to Nah Right & djxchange]