1. Shiznit We Slept On: Do the Dishes the DJ Way (VIDEO).


    Introducing the Dish Jockey for DJs and non-DJs alike who want to keep their plates and platters squeaky clean. This commercial from Australia is five years old, and for a minute we didn't know whether it was real or not. But it's real alright — a real sneaky ad for sneakers from what Google told us. So put away your wallets, y'all, the Dish Jockey ain't real. (Shout out, by the way, to Stiv Justic, "Real DJ.")

    (Props to dippsydenejkine for the upload. Thanks to Mashiro Ma'at-Ka Pekli)

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