Despite everything the Interwebz has done to sharpen your Photoshop detection senses, what you see above is, in fact, real. (As opposed to, oh, say this.) For his latest mixtape cover, Rick Ross channels his inner Jew. He’s actually really calling this thing The Black Bar Mitzvah. Granted, the Bawse may enjoy the occasional (okay, frequent) kosher Hebrew National frank. (And who doesn’t?) But far as we know, he isn’t one of the chosen. Unless he’s been keeping it a secret. Until now.
In a special investigative report, egotripland has come into exclusive possession of heretofore unseen photos of Rick Ross (“Rick Rosh Hashanah”?)’s secret Jewish life. Why Rozay felt compelled to keep his true cultural identity under wraps for this long remains a mystery, but we applaud him for “coming out.” Mazel Tov!
HIT UP THE THUMBNAILS UP TOP TO EXPERIENCE SCENES FROM RICK ROSS’ SECRET JEWISH LIFE
The Black Bris.
An infant Ross and his Rabbi forever.
Ride 4 My Ninjas.
The Teflon Yarmulke as an adolescent – gettin’ buck like Trilla On the Roof.
Manischewitz Music Group.
The OG MMG.
Every Day I'm Schvitzin'.
Because gettin’ that (challah) bread is hard work, fam.
I'm Big Meech, Larry David.
Larry: “Are you my Caucasian?”
Rick: “I’m your motherfucking Caucasian!”