1. People Who Don't Rap But Have Rapper Names: Betty Compton.


    Based on Betty Compton 's gangsta government name you'd think she was a born and raised in the CPT lady of rage on the M-I-C. Compton, however, was in fact an actress/showgirl best known for being the mistress-turned-wife of NYC's corrupt (as opposed to Kurupt) "night mayor' of the Roaring 1920s, Jimmy Walker. She's still dyn-o-mite with us.

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