1. THE BEST OF RACISM: Anti Semitic Elmo... Revealed!

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    In a follow up to the nutty news story of a man dressed in an Elmo outfit unleashing an anti-Semitic tirade in Central Park this past weekend, The New York Times tracked down the culprit - who underwent a psychiatric evaluation at a nearby hospital. They uncovered a few shocking details.


    Preferring not to reveal his birth name, the man instructed the NYT reporter to address him as "Adam Sandler" - the name he supposedly legally changed to. He then went on to discuss his sordid past, confessing to traveling to Cambodia to launch a porn site called “Welcome to the Rape Camp." After getting busted for the pr0n site, he worked as a temp at the New York office of Girl Scouts of the U.S.A.

    This is an insane story, no doubt. BUT HOLD UP. We couldn't let this one go without revealing who we initially thought was the Jew-bashing Elmo...


    CLICK TO FIND OUT WHO WE SUSPECTED THE CULPRIT WAS...





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    • wordyp

      haha oh man, everyone has to see this!

    • Matt Source

      Thought it was gonna be Professor Griff!!

    • http://www.nyctrust.com Monk Uno

      that dude looks like Francois K. after an all nighter at Body & Soul.